phucktard

same definition as fucktard, alt spelling
see fucktard

Ohmigosh! Thta lil biatch's supergaymo BFF is such a phucktard!!!

by tsu January 10, 2005

phucknoze

don't knowI don't know who knows

Q.Who won the footy?
A.Phucknoze

by Toby Knobe January 10, 2005

phuckbag

An alternate, possibly more polite, spelling for fuckbag.

Yeah, he's a phuckbag alright.

by The Journeyman January 21, 2008

Phuckup

Telling someone quickly and quietly to shut up.

This lecture is three hours long? Wow, this professor needs to phuckup!

by hammer.time March 3, 2010

Phuctastic

Could be used in many ways: you're a dumbass, stfu already, ohh hell yea, or whatever.ness.

Oh, you're just a phuctastic little thing aren't you.
Ohmmmn, woow, yeahh sure, that's phuctastic; stfu already.!
THAT'S PHUCTASTIC!
Hmmn phuctastic.
Can be used in any kind of sense.

by Gangst.uh Grandma July 7, 2010

phuckwitt

To be an idiot that screws up most generally easy tasks.

With our Powers combined, we are Phuckwitt.
You Phuckwitt, you broke the remote.

by Shanswoop March 7, 2011

phocapitate

To photo-decapitate. To take a picture that cuts off a person's head from being visible in the picture. Generally unintentional.

Catherine, you totally phocapitated us in this picture!!

I don't know whether to tag Heather or Nancy, because the person was phocapitated due to poor camera skills.

by papanoel001 May 15, 2011