by shlee & shlee July 04, 2008
pe·nile dis·charge
n. pl. pe·nile· dis·charges
That gross looking secretion that emits from your peice. Usually happens if (A) You have an infection, (B) Your shit's broke, (C) You have some incurable std from the chick you were sleeping with last night.
see Diseased.
n. pl. pe·nile· dis·charges
That gross looking secretion that emits from your peice. Usually happens if (A) You have an infection, (B) Your shit's broke, (C) You have some incurable std from the chick you were sleeping with last night.
see Diseased.
by Yono July 22, 2004
The act of rubbing one's penis against his partner's anus in order to remove external feces after anal penetration.
(penile squeegee in action) "Will you squeegee for me when you're done? I'm tired of the skid-marks in my underwear."
by Stud Monkey August 13, 2008
This is when a demon comes into ur room at night and shoves a large object or a power drill into your penis. Thus destroying your penis entirely and making you a chick. Ways to prevent the demons from coming in ur room: wear a male chastity belt, take a shite and draw a cross on ur door with the shit in the name of allah, hide ur cock in ur bed partner. If you get penis mutilated you become a penis mutilating demon, and are force to go around town shoving snickers and what not into other mens penises.
Omg Todd why is there a snickers in ur bloody ripped open penis!? Jimbo
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!
by PhagPhucker April 01, 2008
by turkeybag September 20, 2010
A compound word, initially derived from the word Scrump (a verb which means 'to steal apples from an orchard'). The compound therefore is an act of stealing apples from an orchard, with ones cock.
by omenofthedeep May 18, 2009
by Mrfartface February 06, 2020