Nick: I just got diagnosed with Penile smalliosis
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair
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This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.
Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!
Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?
Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.
Jimmy: Bet
This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.
Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!
Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?
Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.
Jimmy: Bet
See dat boy up in this bitch? He waz all like yo yo yo, but nah he ain’t got no play cuz he pulled a penile trust fail now he’s got a cracked willie.
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A term referring to a vegan's vagina, usually referring to one that has lost all it's former elasticity. Such as in a low hanging, baggy labia.
Can also be used as an unflattering derogatory term towards female vegans, which is basically translated to "vegan bitch"
Can also be used as an unflattering derogatory term towards female vegans, which is basically translated to "vegan bitch"
Don't go out with her she has extreme peedlebags.
You don't need need her in your life, she's a peedlebag.
You don't need need her in your life, she's a peedlebag.
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by PhiDaWiDahl August 8, 2008
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Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"
by Adam Mills May 8, 2003
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