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not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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pencils

a long wooden shaft used to write
WHO IS STEALING THEM

I NEED MY PENCILS!
by a feeb October 24, 2008
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Pencil Sharpener

A sexual activity in which one man's penis enters through another mans ass and the other man's penis is spun around in a clockwise motion, similar to the hand crank on a pencil sharpener.
Chris was delighted to perform the pencil sharpener with Rajon.
by ArethasUrethra February 24, 2013
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pencildick

A descriptive word used to describe a dick with little girth.
the women he had sex with often refer to him as a pencildick.
by ootmtoo May 24, 2008
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Pencil Case

A sexual act in which many penises are inserted into the vagina.
I got a pencil case last night and now my zip is sore.
by yoyostring March 6, 2011
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sharpen your pencil

I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.
by Arizonaguy May 24, 2012
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pencil

Something you start chewing on when you got no food at home.
by Enfero December 9, 2004
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