Pasternakian Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.

Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.

by tekboi94 February 22, 2011

cock paste

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, root juice, seed, semen, sperm, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough cock paste in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my cock paste.

by Monkey Boy February 19, 2004

Roblox Copy and Pastes

Girls on Roblox who wear 10 pounds of hair. These copy and paste girls are always playing ragdoll engine or murder mystery 2 or wherever their slender "boyfriend" is. Just like the slenders, they online date. The people who they online date with are the slenders. They think they look so cool but I think their avatar looks like shit. They steal their moms credit card to make themselves look "cool". Their avatar is like 10,000 robux. These people are also pussies because they are too scared to ask someone out irl. They will call you noob if you don't look like them or a slender.

Me: Do you see those girls over there?
Friend: Yeah so many Copy and Pastes
Copy and Paste 1: Wow you're so noob you have no robux.
Copy and Paste 2: Yeah look at this noob he's so poor.
Me: Yeah but I didn't steal my moms credit card to buy 10k robux.
Copy and pastes get mad
Copy and Paste 1: 1v1 me! You're so bad at the game!
Me: Ok
After 1v1
Wow you're so trash I clapped you 10-0
*Copy and pastes leave the game*
Lesson learned: Do not become a toxic copy and paste
Copy and pastes are the worst people to have ever existed
Roblox Copy and Pastes suck at every game

by ohmygod wow January 21, 2021

nigga paste

2 pearts fried chicken, 1 part cool aid.

Can you please get marquese some nigga paste, he looks hungery.

by nigpaste August 11, 2008

pastor troy

Georgia based rapper whose CD releases include Face Off, Universal Soldier, By Any Means Necessary, and Face Off Pt.2. Hit songs include Vice Versa, Are We Cuttin', Ridin Big. Also used to rap with the group D.S.G.B.

"Do this shit like Pastor Troy, uh-huh, I'm Outside ho"-Crime Mob

by offspring22 July 6, 2005

pastorbation

Masturbation by a priest while hearing an especially steamy confession.

From the rustling and heavy breathing I could tell pastorbation was occurring just beyond the confessional wall.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

Pastel Goth

Pastel goth (might include soft grunge or nu goth), is a new trend where usually girls (on Tumblr) will dye their hair pastel colors, wear hipster/vintage-looking clothing that vaguely) promotes goth images, and blend cutesy images/colors with skulls, inverted crosses, etc. They try to justify their look as gothic with a pastel color palette although it is more reminiscent of a lighter emo/scene look. Often looked down upon by many goths as posers (most pastel goths don't actually listen to goth music or enjoy its true elements). Also disliked by Nirvana fans because of their loose use of the term grunge to describe themselves.

Girl A: Dude, check out those cute faded lilac short shorts! Soo cute.
Pastel Goth: Yea totally! They'll go great with my Actual Pain sweater!

by PlzNo February 5, 2013