9 definitions by Monkey Boy

grueller

A term referring to an extremely arduous episode or event such as being involved in a car crash or meeting your boyfriends/girlfriends parents. Believed to be derived from gruel the watery soup provided in workhouses during Dickensian times ie "please sir can I have some more gruel?".

Geoff had an a absolute fucking grueller when his foreskin got caught in the car door!

by Monkey Boy February 4, 2005

The Jibblees

The Jibblees is a term for sickness

Jillian caught the jibblees

by Monkey Boy February 7, 2019

sian ugh

the beutifulist girl you've ever lade your eyes on shes about 5ft1 and only ways 5 stone so imagin what you could do to that hey boys but all u kiddie fidllers fuck off shes only 14

smalest fitist girl youlle ever lay your grummy eyes on

by Monkey Boy January 27, 2005

Banjo Player

The offspring of people(?) from isolated communities who are married to his/her/?? father/mother/brother/sister/any near relation.

See also inbred, Royal Family

We played Sheerness East today, the banjo players kicked us all over the park!

by Monkey Boy November 20, 2003

bone out

this means to straighten out you a leg while grabbing your snow/skateboard midway through a jump.

dude, that was totally boned out

by Monkey Boy January 13, 2004

cock paste

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, root juice, seed, semen, sperm, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough cock paste in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my cock paste.

by Monkey Boy February 19, 2004

Fart Chimney

When a couple is sleeping "spoon style" and the one in front releases some toxic fumes, then raises and lowers the sheets ever so slightly propelling the stench up between the close lying bodies "the Chimney" and entering the nostrils of the one behind.

The example is obvious

by Monkey Boy August 4, 2004