oxford coma

A deep sleep brought on by an exceedingly boring grammar lesson.

Shortly after Mrs. Harrison launched into a spirited soliloquy about present participles, I slipped into an oxford coma that lasted until the lunch bell.

by former TRU employee October 6, 2013

an oxford

A form of describing the oxford dictionary, the standard dictionary for English.

"There is no way he could have known that word without the help of an oxford"

by acebloke February 10, 2005

The Oxford Feeling

Normally beginning the night before a deadline, or a few weeks before exams, The Oxford Feeling is the slow realisation that there is simply not enough time to write an acceptable essay/pass exams. It is invariably accompanied by the feelings of complete and total stress, bewilderment, and helplessness.

Alex: 'Fuck me what's wrong with Lucy, she looks like she's about to jump out of the window?'
Soz: 'She's got The Oxford Feeling'.

by michs May 24, 2010

Omorashi Sex Story

Ivy had walked through into her gfs home, her needing to desperately go to the bathroom. Her gf, Rain had moved over to her, pinning her to the wall. "...R..rain?" Ivy had said, shivering, Rain had slowly unbuttoned Ivys shirt, her squeezing her tits. Ivy had moaned, them locking the door and taking off their clothes. Ivy still needing to go, slightly leaked and Rain knew what was going on. She had gone under Ivy, squeezing her bladder. Ivy didn't let it go yet, but she wanted to. Ivy moaned, while Rain kept squeezing her bladder. Ivy moaned, letting half of it go, with a full bladder she had only let go half, and then Rain had pinned her down on the ground, her fingers going into Ivys pussy. Ivy moaned, Rains fingers growing damp. Ivy let it all go on the third squeeze, cumming, moaning as she did so. Rain had giggled, her getting kinky and horny. She licked Ivys clit, and Ivy moaned, their roommate coming in. Ivy and Rain had pulled her in as she was quite close to them, taking off her shirt and both of them rubbing her tits and rubbing her clit. Their roommate moaned, some cum squirting out onto Rains fingers. Rain had licked her wet pussy clean, sticking her fingers in deeper. Slower, then faster out of the blue. The roommate had developed cum rain, and it squirted all over, not stopping, while the roommate moaned. Rain had crouched back as the roommate looked at her. "Your turn, sweetie..." The roommate said, rubbing her delicious clit and rubbing her soft large tits.

You liked this Omorashi Sex Story, didn't you, you horny ass.

by AAAMILYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS January 5, 2023

omoruyi

Omoruyi is a Nigerian Benin name that means "A child is the pride of one's family ". It can also be translated to mean that children Are the pride of their parents or families.

My father's name is Omoruyi.

by Nozibobo February 27, 2020

oxford, connecticut

Nothing touches this town. It is a safe haven to the "big bad world", that apparently children need to be hidden from. The oldest people in the town are hicks. The other people, tend to be wealthy hicks whose kids are spawns of selfishness and Chanel. Its crazy out here, parties suck, people suck, shitty drugs, etc. Home of the Wolverines. woot, woot.

I live in Oxford, Connecticut! I have no idea what the world is like!

by yoooo1 January 5, 2011

oxford

a beautiful and kickass town, home to one of the world's greatest universities.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003