Muff muncher

Commonly known as a lesbian, who eats muff.

''Mom, Dad, Im a muff muncher.''
''A what?''
''A lesbian''
''Oh....ok.''

by Jenny & Miranda & Holly & Lauren January 3, 2007

muffdive

(slang) To perform cunnilingus on or to have coitus with a woman.

I bought her a drink, and she said "Let's go to my place and you can muffdive me all night long."

by Robert E. Porter April 3, 2006

muffdiving

(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.

"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."

by Robert E. Porter April 8, 2006

Chuffed to the muff

To be extremely pleased with oneself

Larissa's achievements were so amazing, she is entitled to be chuffed to the muff.

by Dagitator November 14, 2011

Muff pad

Another name for Strip Joint.

I checked out the muff pad last night, and the ladies were all over the place.

by badgrammir February 6, 2009

fuzzy muff

This is another word for those in inform, ie the Police

I was driving in my car and got pulled over by the fuzzy muff

by SaQ January 5, 2004

muffortunities

Potential opportunity for obtaining access to the muff of the fairer sex (females). Muffortunities exist in just about every setting, particularly at the grocery store, universities or at nightclubs etc.

Mike: Wow, look at this place! Its so full of gorgeous women about the same age as us!
Clay: Oh the muffortunities!

by Coinage August 21, 2006