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Muffed

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.
That bitch just muffed me.
by Bridgetspace January 6, 2009
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mufflerman

A clean man who puts mufflers and other exhaust parts on cars.
Herb is the best mufflerman in the shop.
by Herb April 26, 2004
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muffleupagus

(noun): a bitch with a huge hairy muff. Be careful with this term, for the bitch's muff must be as massive and hairy as Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.
Evan: Dude Bryan's at it again with those big girls!
Mike: No shit, he loves those muffleupagus bitches!
by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008
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minge muffler

TO be a minge muffler you will have to stick your fingers into your vagina, make sure there nice and juicy and then surprise a friend of your by sticking them in his or her face...
I going to minge muffle such and such a person.

Oh my god ive been minge muffled.

I would love to smell her minge muffled fingers.

Oh how nice im a minge muffler.
by A lover of words May 15, 2007
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Muffler Bearings

Contrary to popular belief, muffler bearings do exist, just ask your local dodge stealth or mitsubisi gt3000 owner. Although a popular prank to pull on the not so automotive savy muffler bearings are located inside the muffler, in order to operate a flap which opens and closes depending on the exhaust flow directing flow back into the turbo. Due to inconvienience (carbon/other buildup often jammed the bearings causing noise and poor performance) the bearings are only found on older models.
Hey go into the garage and grab the blinker fluid and spare muffler bearings!
by carCHICKknows April 4, 2009
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rough muffler

1. A rough muffler can be referred to as eating someones asshole out.
2.It is also when a man is getting a rim job and decides to flatulate on the woman's tongue therefore she inherits his wind in her mouth.
1.It felt so good when that bitch gave me a rough muffler

2.Sandy was giving me a rim job the other day, so i gave her a mean rough muffler!
by blackpeople June 8, 2007
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muffed

to high five someone's face aggressively
damn! he just muffed the bartender!
by deadcaity May 29, 2011
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