Rick Moranis

The most PUNCHABLE old man you’ve ever seen

Guy: bro remember when Rick Moranis got punch last year

Other guy: bro anyone could’ve done that hes not special

by Some guy from pushing daisies October 29, 2021

Rick Moranis

The most PUNCHABLE old man ever

Guy: bro remember when rick Moranis got punched?
Guy 2: bro anyone could’ve done that 🙄

by Some guy from pushing daisies October 29, 2021

rigor mortis male

the best type of male out there, even more than a sigma male, even more than a yogurt male, its just the best male ever. the biggest chad male type of them all.

mike: james said I wasn't a good person so I respectfully told him to eat a box of nails

nick: damn bro your a rigor mortis male

by relayZZZ April 24, 2022

rigor mortis

Ricgan mortis Ricgan mortis rig rig rig

Sam: Hey want to hit my Rick and Morty cart

Maddy: bro that Rick and Morty cart giving me rigor mortis

by TYRONE_THE_TURTLE69 May 31, 2022

rigor mortis

a stupid word nobody understands. shouldnt be on card against insanity who tf would know that whoever made it up is dumb as fuck

what the fuck is rigor mortis

by cumdumpstur November 19, 2022

YoYo Moralist

A person who does some shitty things til it weakens him too long, and bounces back a while doing the right or no-wrong until they feel up to doing shitty things again.
Moral bet hedging.

The YoYo Moralist hedged his bets with a weak of clean living.

by pornstitute October 19, 2023

Vigor Mortis

How your girlfriend’s body tenses up while cumming on your dick while you’re vigorously pounding into her wet vagina.

“I fucked her so good she went vigor mortis on me.”- some guy

by THROBBY COCKTRAIN March 1, 2026