Mall-Monitoring

The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.

Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.

by dr. bustanut November 11, 2014

campus monitor

A nosy piece of shit whose only purpose in life is to pop up out of no where and spoil your plans while on school grounds. These motherfuckers ain't got shit else to do but sniff sniff you out on campus, peer through the little crack in the bathroom stall while your mans is sucking you down on the toilet and giving you series and shit, and ruin the fun! Instead of joining in, these bitches will write you up and get you expelled, and just ruin your whole mother fucking day, so if you see one, steer clear and DONT let them catch you fucking!

"Oh shit, here comes a campus monitor. Hurry up and pull your skirt down!"

by Zerealdankbeauteh May 8, 2018

Hannah Montittie

My best friend lady and gents

go did you see Hannah montittie she's sick

by Sea cucumber December 1, 2019

Triple Monitor Setup

A shitty flex used on normal people with only one or two monitors to compensate for the user's small genitalia or lack of heterosexuality.

Talk to me when you have a triple monitor setup!
My triple monitor setup is ACTUALLY FIRE.

by dexti November 5, 2019

144hz monitor

A monitor that can display 144fps. Smoother than 60hz

"I need a 144hz monitor"

"why?"

"60fps looks choppy to me."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022

Chunkity Monkity

Being cute and delicous

"Wow you are so chunkity monkity"

by Monkitykerchunkuty August 6, 2023

7 inch monitor

A tiny monitor often used for a 2nd monitor.

I have a 24 inch monitor and a 7 inch monitor.

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm March 31, 2023