Norwegian mongoose

Overly hairy shaft of the male penis

Have you seen Harold’s dick? It’s a Norwegian mongoose!

by Haroldnm69 November 14, 2023

Hairy as a mongoose

Someone that has more hair on their body than normal.

She didn't shave her legs all winter so she was hairy as a mongoose!

by Maddogg radio December 15, 2023

Mongoose tossing

When an Amy or any other cunty lass dont shave their box for months. Once they reach the pinnacle they are rewardef with dog clippers and a drink. As they shave the hair off in rows the thick clumps resemble a mongoose being tossed. Same time when they get clipper bite their leg hits medicine cabinet it makes a rattling sound that could be confussed for RIKI TIKI TAVI.

Dude when Amy goes mongoose tossing its a blessing. Her twat follicles are like little metal springs.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023

mongoose

the way of when someone masturbates then flirts and then rapes him/her when he/she is 18 or older

by diego June 2, 2003

The mongoose

The greatest truck the road has ever seen, also driven by a courageous individual.

The mongoose has a v8

by Hahahhaadk March 28, 2021

Mongoose

A absloute f***ing retard

The meaning of life

Aww that kids so stupid

I know right what a mongoose

by Ymca 222 May 25, 2021

MONGOOSE

A godly salute to comrades. Usually pitched in a high tone, while screaming louder than ur mom last night.
Also, this word is a different way of saying the french term for "Hello" (Bonjour). It just sounds kinda the same.

(p.s its an inside joke). Another way of saying it could be bounjou.

when teacehr walks in u say: "MONGOOSE MISSS"

by the_jobless_mallu May 29, 2021