Last Minute Charge

The act of charging a cellphone/iPod for a short time right before leaving the house, as if it will make a difference. Usually done before leaving for a long trip.

Guy 1: We're leaving for the airport soon
Guy 2: SHIT! My iPod's battery's almost dead
Guy 1: Last minute charge, dude!

by ctoan September 21, 2011

lefty's catcher's mitt

something you think is real, when actually it isnt

phoniness, net, jargon,

used in net jargon

basically a lefty's catcher's mitt

by TheLaughingMan May 22, 2007

Five Minute Rule

The "rule" prominant in high school that allegedly states that if a teacher is not present in the classroom five minutes after the final bell has rung to indicate class has begun, the class may leave.

Although this rule has been tested, no conclusive evidence has been gathered to rule on whether this rule is real or not.

After sitting in the dark classroom for five minutes without a teacher, the majority of the class decided to follow the Five Minute Rule, so they got up and went to the cafeteria.

by Steph (editor - steferrknee) April 17, 2006

2 minute rule

rule meaning that while texting a chick that you have no relation with you must wait at least 2 minutes before texting her back

"ay bro dat shawty right there, she want you. You better use dat 2 minute rule cuz you too coo"

see "too coo" for further definition

by $aint January 18, 2008

mittenfist

1. A paradoxical instance of gentleness and fury;
2. A softened blow or buffered strike;
3. Allusion to the notion of 'don't judge a book by its cover';
4. A nickname for a very cute, funny and smart/wise girl;
5. A spazzy way a girl punches a guy in the arm when he pulls on her ponytail to tease her

1. Wow, that raft trip down the Colorado river was totally mittenfist!

2. The bugs were bouncing off my motorcycle helmet like little mittenfist punches.

3. She may look all gentile and demure and stuff . . . but don't get her ire up, dude . . . she'll totally go all mittenfist on you.

4. I never get to play hooky with my friend, Mittenfists anymore

5. I called her spazzy, so she hauled off and mittenfisted me!

by Peter Panache April 30, 2008

Mittfortune

To invest a massive amount of your life with a single overriding focus and goal that is all encompassing. To approach realization of this ultimate desire almost totally, to be 99% of the way there - and then to suddenly, entirely, and without question or any chance of ever being able to try again - you lose it... have it all ripped from your hands just as you thought you were about to grasp the grand dream. It's all gone.

For more than 8 solid years Mitt Romney tried and lived only for the purpose of becoming President and moments before he stepped into the Oval Office it was his great mittfortune to be kicked to the curb and left with the trash.

by wdmjr November 8, 2012

Mittsay

When referring to a certain skill or act which is unusual.

1) M: ‘Damn bro that was Mittsay!’

2)D: ‘Idk bro i’m a little Mittsay about that’

by Blinkii October 4, 2018