by Deutschland May 29, 2006
A car which, upon entering, instantaneously turns a person into an arrogant asshole and makes him/her forget all traffic rules and regulations.
Look at that Merc driver over there, thinking he's the king of the road. Maybe someone should go and remind him of traffic lights, turn signals, lanes and road signs.
by PoopyPoo July 18, 2005
The name of Emil Jellineck's daughter. Emil Jellineck was a Jewish banker from Austira who financed Diamler's racing efforts at the turn of the century, and subsequently earned the right to name the cars. Hitler must have been oblivous to this fact as he rode around the jewel of Germany, the Mercedes-Benz 770K.
by Duesey December 01, 2003
lets see, the founder of Mercedes Benz INVENTED the internal combustion engine nearly 4 years before Henry ford. sure, quality might have gone down in the last few years, only because it merged with these fucking american ho's.
Sure, your saleen mustang might be fast, but my E55 is faster, and it has something called "KLASS". If you've never driven a Mercedes, you don't know what class is.
by staff November 03, 2003
THE undisputed leader in luxury. Mercedes-Benz has been and always will be the blueprint for all other luxury car companies out there. While companies like Lexus and Jaguar have tried to emulate the Mercedes magic, they're never able to capture the timeless grace and elegance of a Benz. While their US offerings are messy (see the E class and compare it with the European model, we don't even get AMG line interiors,) and their cars are expensive to maintain, a Mercedes, like a Lexus but unlike a BMW, will last you until the very end of the world. Snobs will say their new cars are ugly and overrated but I wholeheartedly disagree. Mercedes continues to innovate with industry firsts, new technology, and cutting edge interior and exterior design. A used one is excellent value for the money. Simply put, the very best car in the world. Nothing will ever compare to a Mercedes.
Henry: I have a Jaguar. I do not care much for Mercedes. They are overrated-
Diana: Girl, shut the hell up. You're just mad that your car breaks the moment the warranty ends.
(*jk i love jags too*)
Diana: Girl, shut the hell up. You're just mad that your car breaks the moment the warranty ends.
(*jk i love jags too*)
by henryfromny July 03, 2021
by Aussiegoat5 July 06, 2006
Mercedes are the BEST cars in the world. They are Still Made in Germany By Daimler Mercedes-Benz
Built/engineered/designed By GERMAN's in Germany by Daimler Mercedes Benz. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although they have lost a little quality over the years like Everyone else, they are still the BEST in the world as well as the makes of the FIRST car, that's right, to you people who thought Ford was, Fuck you, you are wrong.
They are NOT!!! at all a Chrysler product, Mercedes-Benz bought Chrysler, Chrysler didn't buy Mercedes. To the guy that said it was, fuck you, dumb shit
You obviously have never owned or driven a Mercedes. Even beat up old Mercedes drives better then any American or Japanese car.
Chrysler is still the same shitty ass low quality car manufacturer it always was with very little Mercedes influence and luckily Chrysler had no influence on Mercedes at all.
AGAIN, DAIMLER MERCEDES-BENZ OWNS!! CHRYSLER, CHRYSLER DOES NOT!!!!! OWN MERCEDES-BENZ, DAIMLER BENZ BOUGHT CHRYSLER.
I have owned many Mercedes from 1950's cars to new 2000 cars they are all extremely great, beautiful, high quality cars, from the first to the latest.
Built/engineered/designed By GERMAN's in Germany by Daimler Mercedes Benz. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although they have lost a little quality over the years like Everyone else, they are still the BEST in the world as well as the makes of the FIRST car, that's right, to you people who thought Ford was, Fuck you, you are wrong.
They are NOT!!! at all a Chrysler product, Mercedes-Benz bought Chrysler, Chrysler didn't buy Mercedes. To the guy that said it was, fuck you, dumb shit
You obviously have never owned or driven a Mercedes. Even beat up old Mercedes drives better then any American or Japanese car.
Chrysler is still the same shitty ass low quality car manufacturer it always was with very little Mercedes influence and luckily Chrysler had no influence on Mercedes at all.
AGAIN, DAIMLER MERCEDES-BENZ OWNS!! CHRYSLER, CHRYSLER DOES NOT!!!!! OWN MERCEDES-BENZ, DAIMLER BENZ BOUGHT CHRYSLER.
I have owned many Mercedes from 1950's cars to new 2000 cars they are all extremely great, beautiful, high quality cars, from the first to the latest.
Mercedes-Benz are the best cars in the world
American and Japanese cars suck.
Lexus is a cheap Toyota rip off of a Mercedes,
Mercedes are the Best cars, the highest quality cars.
German and Italian cars are the best cars in the world
American and Japanese cars suck.
Lexus is a cheap Toyota rip off of a Mercedes,
Mercedes are the Best cars, the highest quality cars.
German and Italian cars are the best cars in the world
by Mercedes owns November 09, 2005