Everything Josef Mengele did was in the name of the honorable Third Reich. Nothing is wrong with that because Jews are evil. I know so because I myself am Jewish and I am evil.
Josef Mengele was a good man. As proof of his greatness, most young women he experimented on were thoroughly sexually assault before, during, and after his awesome medical experiments. Anyone aspiring to greatness should look to Josef Mengele as a beacon of hope—a true superhero that did so much good for the world during his short incumbency.
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Get the Wreck a mended mug.A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.
An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.
Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.
Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
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An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.
Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.
Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
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Terrorist Dinese: (Simultaneously)“Where are you from?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”
Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”
Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”
Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”
Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”
Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”
Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”
Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”
Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
by AmberChoseThose March 25, 2025
Get the Radiological torture merged interrogations mug.1. A walking cartoon of corruption; someone so shady they skip offshore accounts and just hoard literal gold bars like a broke Scrooge McDuck.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
Gold Bar Menedez
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”
“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”
“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”
“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”
“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
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A rare, high-energy, multilingual phenomenon disguised as a human being. Often abbreviated to simply “mate” for ease of survival among civilians, Zaribibub Listenifette Mendedenoza Luiluiluas operates on a chaotic blend of cultures, tortillas, and questionable decision-making.
Linguistically unpredictable, they communicate in a rapid-fire mix of Spanglish, with sudden detours into German that feel less like conversation and more like plot twists. Their sentences are rarely finished in the language they started, and understanding them requires both patience and emotional resilience.
Geographically, they are most commonly sighted in Mainz, typically mid-sprint, as if perpetually late to something that may or may not exist. Whether it’s a casual jog or a full cinematic escape scene remains unclear—but the commitment is undeniable.
Diet-wise, Zaribibub Listenifette Mendedenoza Luiluiluas runs almost exclusively on Mexican food, particularly tacos, which appear to function as both fuel source and personality enhancer. Their opinions, often delivered at high speed and without invitation, are strong, passionate, and occasionally baffling.
They embody a unique combination of international flair, athletic urgency, and unfiltered chaos. Spotting one is easy: listen for “mate,” observe a sudden language switch, and prepare to watch them vanish around a corner in running shoes.
A rare, high-energy, multilingual phenomenon disguised as a human being. Often abbreviated to simply “mate” for ease of survival among civilians, Zaribibub Listenifette Mendedenoza Luiluiluas operates on a chaotic blend of cultures, tortillas, and questionable decision-making.
Linguistically unpredictable, they communicate in a rapid-fire mix of Spanglish, with sudden detours into German that feel less like conversation and more like plot twists. Their sentences are rarely finished in the language they started, and understanding them requires both patience and emotional resilience.
Geographically, they are most commonly sighted in Mainz, typically mid-sprint, as if perpetually late to something that may or may not exist. Whether it’s a casual jog or a full cinematic escape scene remains unclear—but the commitment is undeniable.
Diet-wise, Zaribibub Listenifette Mendedenoza Luiluiluas runs almost exclusively on Mexican food, particularly tacos, which appear to function as both fuel source and personality enhancer. Their opinions, often delivered at high speed and without invitation, are strong, passionate, and occasionally baffling.
They embody a unique combination of international flair, athletic urgency, and unfiltered chaos. Spotting one is easy: listen for “mate,” observe a sudden language switch, and prepare to watch them vanish around a corner in running shoes.
“Zaribibub Listenifette Mendedenoza Luiluiluas yelled ‘mate, vámonos, ich hab hunger!’ before sprinting past me toward the nearest taco spot like it was a life-or-death mission.”
by Gwizzle76 March 23, 2026
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