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Pre-mature E-flopulation

When playing Texas Hold-em, the dealer turns over the flop before everyone has bet.
Dude, I have not bet yet. That was such a pre-mature E-flopulation.
by TX-BWC August 19, 2010
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age-maturity discrepancy

An inappropriate gap between perceived maturity level in comparison with age.
Little Johnny had a large age-maturity discrepancy. His biological age was 13 but had the maturity level of the average 6 year old.

A large polar intelligence matrix in conjunction with an age maturity discrepancy existed between Sarah and Joe. They simply couldn't get along.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
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mature sex

When a boy and a girl love each other very much and he sticks his lubricated pp into her wet kooter with the sole purpose of having a baby
The tiny-dick man preformed mature sex with his lover on the floor of an Arby's bathroom
by J$wagga November 13, 2017
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False sense of maturity

Someone who thinks they've matured past their immature days, but in reality are just in another phase.
Bill stated that he was past his cringey phase, but in reality this was just a false sense of maturity
by Coonpuff May 6, 2018
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mature hoof

I met an old lady on the train, she offered to show me her mature hoof.
by TellerOfTales January 28, 2017
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Pre-Mature Hoe

When a girl doesn't dress her age and acts like an adult,or When a girl is a trick to the eye because she doesn't look her age
I was at the mall yesterday and I looked to my left then to my right, and all I could see in sight were these pre-mature hoes.
by IAmTBH May 5, 2012
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