Masterlate

Late for something because you were masterbating

Why were you late for work?
I was masterbating so I was Masterlate.

by CCdiemond September 13, 2014

mastercate

eat, snack, often confused with masterBate.

stop mastercating, i can see your wenis
don't mastercate, it'll ruin your appitite for me, baby, rawr!!!

by Anna and Jessa December 28, 2005

masterdate

n.

A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.

Sorry, I can't make it today. I have a masterdate.

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

Masterhate

To violently hate punch your penis while u masterbate!

Jim was so lonely after his girlfriend left him for a other guy, he started masterhate himself on every occaision.

by Matc584 August 23, 2011

Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."

Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010

Masterbation

When you put your penis between boobies

Brandon felt amazing when he first had the joy of Masterbation

by B Moss October 2, 2007

masterbating

when you wank huh huh huh

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"

by sir wankalot May 8, 2003