Manager's Niece

an ugly waitress at a nice restaurant (or any other situation where all other females workers are 'coincidentally' much more attractive)

yo outta all the fine-ass waitresses up in here we get that pale skinned fatass bitch?? manager's niece FO SHO

by Johnny Ballsack December 9, 2008

manager

a sadistic prick who suffers from the delusion that they are a "businessman" or "business woman" with a busy career when in reality they are just another back liner who got promoted via strategic ass kissing. Loves to treat everyone below them like crap, then complains to their friends that their busy "career" is just so stressful. Someone who wasn't intelligent enough to get an ACTUAL business career (CPA, etc). Usually an overweight ugly chick who did crappy in high school and worked at a fast food joint since her sixteenth birthday. Someone who is too ugly and fat to find a boyfriend and makes up for it by indulging in her "career".

Me: *works ass off in 120 degree heat in kitchen*
Manager: you're gonna have to fill in for the deep fryer today. Do u know how to do it?
Me: no I-
Manager: WHY THE HELL NOT????? ROAR ROAR ROAR ROAR

by NormalGuyYouSholdKnow December 5, 2007

Wall Management

the practice of maintaining one's Facebook wall in order to enhance it's visual appearance/reputation. Can be employed to remove unwanted wall posts, friend confirmations and/or unattractive tagged photos.

Ugh! I don't want everyone to see that I friend requested this person. Time for some wall management to remove the friend confirmation.

Wow this is a bad photo of me. Time to wall manage and untag this embarrassment.

by actionjackson889 May 18, 2010

Anger management

Something I need at the present moment.

Especially after seeing something that I dislike.

Anger management.

Person 1: Talk about my sister, brother, cousin, friend, one more time and see what happens to you!

Person 2: Damn, looks like she needs some anger management.

Person 1: No, maybe if you would just get a life and stfu.

by hilarity and such April 20, 2013

Manager

Someone who supervises your work and sits in the back pretending to work on the computer. Gets paid twice as much to do so. If they are of the opposite sex, you will sooner or later realize that you secretly want to fuck them.

She had a dream that she slept with her manager, who she hates for being a perfectionist at work.

by Crazyevil June 17, 2008

retail manager

A person that takes credit for a job well done without having any involvement. Can also be used to describe a person with his head firmly inserted in his own anus.

By this definition, Rick is the best retail manager in the world.

by bbyh8r December 17, 2002

Seagull-Management

Seagull-management, A manager who files in making allot of noise, shits on everything, then leaves.

Dude, why are you doing that?
New process mate.
Process has been changed again??

Yeah, total Seagull-management.
What a douche...

by LiegeTai March 5, 2015