Mullings

A long, stiff, rigid turd. Often the type that bursts blood vessels on its way out.

"I took a shit last night, it was a total Mullings. I spent 2 hours in the ER afterwards"

by Hero of War February 3, 2010

Malfing

Malfing: a depraved, necrophilic, sexual act that involves digging up a freshly buried female corpse that has decayed but whose body cavity has not yet burst and setting it on a table and placing one's mouth on the vagina/vaginal/anal region whilst another jumps on the stomach of the corpse thus expelling with great force putrified organs/fluids into the mouth of the receiver to the enjoyment and pleasure for all those involved.

Receiver: Dude, will you come with me to go malfing tonight?
Jumper: Yeah, they just buried a lady 2 days ago and she should be ripe for the picking.

Receiver: Dont forget to bring your shovel and I'll bring the fold-up table.
Female corpse: Splat!

by M.A.L.F. November 28, 2012

Mallinate

The ability to sleep whenever and wherever the opportunity arises.

It was freezing cold outside yet he manage to mallinate on the pavement.

by Snoozin December 19, 2010

mulling one

To decide upon mulled wine to be the beverage of choice, at any given choice. Works particularly well when up in the Austrian mountains, a perfect skiing apres (or during).

Umma mull one - I'm going to go and have some mulled wine?

Mulling one - the act of choosing mulled wine as your beverage of choice

by RedBrick December 29, 2011

malingas

It means anything and everything,depending on the word user it can be used as a verb or a noun it can mean up or it could mean down.simply just replace boring words with malingas but whatever you do just dont milang when you shoulda malinged.

That guy is straight malingased!

by lord malingas September 9, 2013

mallige

An Indian female name meaning ‘Jasmine’. She is usually very skinny and really pretty. She is generally quiet but can be sassy when you get to know her and when someone crushes on her she makes sure that they know that those feelings are NOT mutual. She’s not the girl you’d expect her to be, instead she’s part of a rock band. Practically all the rich boys like her because she is so beautiful and smart.

OMG! She told him that she never liked him anyways! Such a typical Mallige move.

How is Mallige so smart?

by EndGame1000 April 27, 2019

Malding

The concept of both, being mad and balding.

Joseph is malding.

by Just Joel September 23, 2019