Malandipity

Noun.

1) A propensity for making unfortunate discoveries while searching for something unrelated.

2) The specific moment when unfortunate timing coincides with irony.

3) A series of events that converge on an unfortunate outcome.

Other form: Malandipitous, adj.

Antonym: Serendipity

A man searches all around a parking lot for 20 minutes, and ultimately settles on a space extremely far from the venue. As he walks toward the front entrance, he sees an open parking space right next to the front door. This is a typical case of malandipity.

by Schematic23 August 31, 2010

malandro

Person responsible for committing crimes such as drug dealing, murders, kidnappings, among other unlawful acts, all to show the wheel bearing area

Vacilandou is very malandro

by vacilandou June 29, 2014

Macanclan

Originating in Australia, it is a more offensive term for a pimple on one's face.

Hey, you should get them macanclans check out.

by Lil B April 10, 2005

mancan

n Singular. The boobies of a gentleman fellow.

You, sir, are a mancan.

by Ihaveahat January 1, 2008

mancanoe

A form of transportation often used by the boyscouts.

"Our canoe got stolen so we had to use Jimmy as our mancanoe."

by Serenity Witten January 14, 2008

maccanico

Someone who fucks all the ladies and thinks girls are sluts when hes the one who turns them into sluts. Calls girls who are prudent sluts. Loses his friends at some point because he rapes the shit out of them. If you are hot as hell but single, you may be a maccanico.

Lou Ann Hamlton; Hey, we were sitting in mexican class one day and i was all like omg that Maccanico so hot. Mary Beth, he said you dress like a slut
Mary Beth Parker; but. but...im not! im forever alone, remember? If that maccanico thinks im a slut then i must be. hes a professional at this.

by malia jemiah November 28, 2012

Macan

someone who likes to fuck boxes

Ay man, he gay? Naw man he is a macan.

by youarefuckinggay69 October 18, 2019