Malachi Clark

Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.

Malachi Clark is the CEO of Racism.

by AlbinoGoblinShark October 23, 2019

Malachi

A fucking idiot.

His name was Malachi and he won't shut the fuck up.

by TheAmazingJaso October 30, 2020

malachi gross

secy god of soccer

ayo you seen malachi gross? that's one secy guy

by rusheekbad December 27, 2020

Malachi

Malachi is a loveable typa guy. He knows how to make a girl smile and sure as hell has a big dick. He knows how to give a girl a good ass time and if your lucky, you can be his. Malachi's have a short attention span, but if your able to catch his attention, you have a chance with him. Malachi has beautiful brown eyes and his smile melts girls. All girls around him fall in love real quick. Malachi is a very humorous and adventurous guy. He "loves" experimenting. Malachi can also be very confident, so be careful with which topics y'all come across, or he'll leave you in the dust. Malachi overall tho, is a 10/10. 100 percent boyfriend material.

If I were you, I would choose Malachi as your best choice, hes perfect.

by yummy :) February 5, 2021

Malachi

Malachi is stubborn , but the sweetest and most sexy guy you'll ever meet. pog. gaming.

Hey Malachi, quit being an uncle Matt

by healthyoat March 12, 2021

Malachi

Malachi is a Jewish name, often for black people.

Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

"ZOINKS, Who eat all the krabby patties in the krusty krab vault,"

"It was probably Malachi"

by PopeyesDryBiscuits December 27, 2023

Malachi

Malachi is a Jewish name, often for black people.

Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

"ZOINKS, Who eat all the krabby patties in the krusty krab vault,"

"It was probably Malachi"

by PopeyesDryBiscuits December 27, 2023