make you my bitch

To dominate an opponent in competition. To utterly embarass another by your sheer dominance... therefore making them your bitch.

Example: I play you this week in the fantasy football playoffs... I'm gonna make you my bitch!

by scOK December 17, 2013

makayla

Makayla is someone who can be incredibly outgoing, funny, and super cute. Everyone is her friend, unless you really piss her off. You are lucky if you get to be her best friend, Makayla is super supportive when she needs to be, she may have a hard time thinking of a solution, but when she does it solves all your problems. If you get her in a relationship with you, you better treat her right, like she's the only girl you've ever known. She can be jealous and when she gets mad, you better believe she's mad. Makayla always has secrets little ones and dark ones, if she doesn't want to tell you a secret it's for a good reason. Despite her occasional mistakes, she's a rare find, keep her close, keep her safe, and love her like there's no tomorrow <3

Dude "Man, Makayla is hot"
Chic " Yeah, but she is one heck of a mess"
Broh" Not really, she's one of the nicest people you'll ever meet"

by oopsimalive January 29, 2018

make you famous

To kill you, where your fame comes from being on the front page of a newspaper or lead story on TV news as the victim of an especially brutal or high profile murder.

I'm about to make you famous, person-who-has-disrespected-me!

by voke November 30, 2009

Make-Up

Something that is used to hide your personality from the world because you think you aren't good enough when really you are...you are beautiful on the inside and out.

Make-Up is a substance that only proves to everyone else that you don't like the way that God made you.

by Nope... yep May 22, 2018

You can't make this stuff up

An expression said in response to an an unbelievable fact or piece of news.

Did you hear about that burglar who called 911 after breaking through a store window because he was afraid he'd cut himself on the way out? You can't make this stuff up.

by barcos August 11, 2012

MakaylaMonster

Super Cool Chick. Very Chic Personality. Amazing at Photography and Poetry. Bestest Friend Ever. And She Deserves the Best In Life...... Any one Ever Hurts Her....... I Hope You Get Shoved Off A Cliff.

random person: Who's That Chick With The Mad /rad Hair, rockin the skinnies, a Band tee, and those chucks?
Me:WHAT?!?! That's MakaylaMonster. I Can't Believe You Didnt Know. Myspace her You Jerk

by IMetHerAtTheMall December 9, 2010

Make a Bellamy of myself

Getting so drunk that your drunken antics are the same as one Matthew James Bellamy of Muse after a NME awards show

To Make a Bellamy of myself:

Dom: We had a massive ufo, we had-

Matt: It could've been bigger. It could have been bigger. It wasn't that big. Like, I wanted to do something like- I can't remember, we were doing a fesitval somewhere last year- and I wanted like, a REAL ufo. Not, not like a real ufo, but like, something that was coming out from, like, it had it's own propellers and a pilot, you know, like a, like a zeppelin, but like, circular shaped. We looked into and it cost like, it was gonna cost like, like hundreds of thousands and there was no clearance on health and safety depending on the weather, so it was like a big risk. I was saying, "Let's just fucking do it, you know? Let's just go for it!" Cos imagine if that thing just came over like, like, like I don't know where, like, Glastonbury or something. Imagine if it-

Dom: Just take it easy, take it easy...

Matt: Imagine if it just came over the audience. Be like, "The fuck is going on?" Like, "What's happening?! Is something in the sky?" Like, it'd be like, it would've been- it could've been great. I'm heading for greatness. I'm trying to get there, but it's a struggle. It's a long term struggle.

by NewBorn March 12, 2011