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Maggie

Crazy, random, awesome, smart, short, and furious.
Maggie is short with short hair which is brown with blonde highlights. She has freckles and is a little shy around most people, but around her friends she's crazy and fun. Maggie looks sweet and fragile, but beware if you make her angry she'll go off on you like a lion.
Maggie is awesome.
by Cookiekayla April 24, 2012
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Maggot Sucking Bumhole

A derogatory term with no specific definition. Generally used quite casually in the same sort of context as fartbag and arsesucker.
Tim: "Bagsy front seat!"
Gregg: "Oh you always get the front seat you maggot sucking bumhole!"

"Well, at least I don't suck maggots you maggot sucking bumhole!"
by mikethemilf March 26, 2009
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Maggie

the most amazing girl there is. she will make you laugh your head off. she is pretty, gorgeous, beautiful and hot. she is liked by everyonee and is very outgoing. she is a great friend and people would be lucky to have her in their life. you'll always have a great time with her. she can be a little selfish, bratty and full of herself but if you tell her what shes doing she'll stop. she is the nicest person oout there. has amazing eyes, hair, and is good in bed. :)
"Oh my goshh, i love Maggie."
by Maggieee Beaaarr January 2, 2010
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Di Maggio

The best sexual encounter that you have ever had: A "home run" of sex.
I had a date with a porn star and she said that I gave her a Di Maggio because she had 7 orgasms.
by HBeachBum714 August 4, 2011
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maggot dick

a term meaning a very white and small penis
boy: you maggot dick
boy 2: thats effed up
by jon gaona March 12, 2008
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Maggie

Maggie is a name, usually a nick name for the name Margret, or Marguerite. Maggie means pearl. Maggie's are often people who love to have fun, and will do whatever they want to have it. they do anything to get what they want. seems shy at first, but once you know them they are crazy and will do anything. Maggie is a great friend, always has good ideas, but is also trust-worthy, and gives good advice. she knows what she wants in life, but wants to have fun along the way. As a girlfriend, Maggie is beautiful- in side and out, she is smart, funny, and loyal. shes also REALLY great in bed too ;)
Maggie, is so great, im lucky to have her as a girlfriend.
by dogdomintes April 2, 2010
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Maggio'd

When someone doesn't respond to a BBM message and leaves the sender with nothing but that little "R" for received.
Man, I BBMed Carol but she totally Maggio'd me!
by Maggio! April 3, 2011
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