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macedonia

Beautiful and ancient land, with friendly people. Come and visit it.
I have been in Macedonia last year, and i am coming again in this beautiful land for sure.
by Alex January 18, 2005
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Maradona Gambit

In football, the act of committing a handball in an effort to either score on or prevent a goal from the opposing team, in order to win a match.

The "Maradona" portion of the word refers to Maradona's hand of god goal against England in '86.

Maradona's handball successfully fooled the ref and won Argentina their victory. More recently, Uruguay's striker Luis Suarez was caught blocking a goal with his hands. His gambit payed off as Ghana missed the resulting penalty kick and Uruguay won the match.
Friend: "That's BS! I can't believe that handball resulted in a win."

Me: "I know, total Maradona Gambit."
by squeezebot July 8, 2010
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macaroni juice

The watery liquid derived from a heaping bowl of improperly prepared elbow noodles mixed with gooey cheese.
"Dang, Bro! You got your macaroni juice all up in my hard drive."

"I like to improperly prepare horrible tasting macaroni and cheese so I can drink the disgusting, watery macaroni juices."
by Nadrielle March 12, 2009
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Macedon, NY

1. A small town east of Rochester.

2. So small it is combined with Palmyra students to form 1 Middle school and High school

3. Main locations: Super Walmart and Lowe's

4. Location unknown to people the next town over.
"Where are you from?"

"Macedon, NY."

"Where's that?"

"15 minutes away from you..."
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Macedonian Tazooni

A 'Macedonian tazooni' is a sexual act that is performed only by those fucked up in the head. The receiver will cut a small hole into a their flesh and. The partner will penetrate the hole, while urinating to create the flag of Macedonia (the blood represents the red and the urine represents the yellow)
'I heard she's pretty fucked up, maybe she will let you give her a Macedonian tazooni'
by TheWizard69 March 2, 2015
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Macaroni nut

When you get a bowl of wet noodles and ejaculate on to the noodles and mix it until it bubbles then let it sit for a day and then get the bowl take one noodle and put it in the school water fountain and then take the rest and force feed it to each of your family members.
Hey Sam glover I just committed the nastiest MACARONI NUT yesterday.
by LukeSaulDeclan December 6, 2021
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