yaba-lob-a-ding-dong

noun: to describe an event where a drug user, high on methamphetimine (aka "yaba") is in a paranoid/psychotic state, rips off either his own or somebody else's genitals and throws them.

"That man is high, shifty, and toothless; watch your junk or he just might yaba-lob-a-ding-dong. And it may be yours."

by soendsvalentine February 2, 2009

Lobses

"I love it!", or possibly "I love you!"

Usually a stand-alone phrase.

Infinitive form being "to lobs", it most commonly appears in its conjugated form.

Roommate: Like, omigaaad! Those shoes are sooo kyooot!

Roommate's friend: Thanks, they're from Urban.

Roommate : Lobses! I just got one of their beltssss...

by Kitka March 30, 2009

lobs ew

a funny way of pronouncing "loves you"

Terrence "Lobs ew"
Carol: "Love you too!"

by PStarMagicTrix November 23, 2010

Lob

To take notice of, to pass around, or give away, or borrow. Often used on social media (v)

AAVE

"Lob her to the timeline"

"Hey can you lob me a 5 ?

by Anonlerp August 26, 2017

Lob

The act of sharing with someone

Yea bro I’ll lob you cash

by Lance James 1020 June 12, 2018

Lob

A name given to an individual who is incapable of independent thought or with limited intellectual abilities derived from the word "lobotomy" A guilable person. Born with a complete brain but choosing to only use a few random cells.

That person is such a lob. They believe everything they read on facebook

by The Enigma 75 July 6, 2018

lob kiss

100000000000000000 kisses

Kainen and Camie need to lob kiss

by kkkainen August 25, 2018