yaba-lob-a-ding-dong

noun: to describe an event where a drug user, high on methamphetimine (aka "yaba") is in a paranoid/psychotic state, rips off either his own or somebody else's genitals and throws them.

"That man is high, shifty, and toothless; watch your junk or he just might yaba-lob-a-ding-dong. And it may be yours."

by soendsvalentine February 2, 2009

Lobses

"I love it!", or possibly "I love you!"

Usually a stand-alone phrase.

Infinitive form being "to lobs", it most commonly appears in its conjugated form.

Roommate: Like, omigaaad! Those shoes are sooo kyooot!

Roommate's friend: Thanks, they're from Urban.

Roommate : Lobses! I just got one of their beltssss...

by Kitka March 30, 2009

Lobs

The new word people call each other. Short for lobster 🦞.

Synonym- dawg, hoss, frank, boy

Oo lobs wais d word?
Hi lobs how are you today?
Lobs , what time yuh coming by meh?
Lobs you look very handsome

by gabbibarbie June 19, 2019

lob

A word said by my close friend dima it means i love u

I lob u sm

by Crackheadweirdo October 16, 2020

LOB

LOB is a abbreviation for Lack Of Bitches.
pronounced as lob as in lobster.

Boy: Hey, are you in a relationship?
Boy 2: No, I have a LOB.

by bertenaar July 22, 2022

Lob

/ləˈb/
noun
• A beautiful nickname for a person.
• Originates from: "lobotomy" /ləˈbɒtəmi/.

"Hey, Lob! How are ya today?"
"Doin' pretty well. Stop calling me that by the way, please."

by angie!!! February 25, 2022

lob

A cooler way of saying lol

"And then he was like "at least I'm not a simp"
"lob"

by BlueberryDan May 6, 2021