Krumper

1. Crusty Humper
2. Someone who’s penis has really flaky, crusty or otherwise, abnormally hard skin.

“Got fucked by Tandum. Nit doing it ever again with that krumper”

by Aoki-kun February 28, 2020

Krumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit while sucking on a man’s dick

“Hey wanna hit the portapotties and krumpkin?”

by 404cbword August 7, 2021

KRUPS shit

A liquid shit pouring out with a coughing sputter at the end.

Corn chowder for dinner last night and a KRUPS shit at the work this morning. Half the office the office thought it was coffee break.

by Nolan Swipples October 10, 2022

Krump dump

A shit so big it made u have a seizure or if someone walked by, why that mother fucker sitting down doing the crump. Aka krump cripple dump.

Oh man, I thought my legs would never wake up after they fell asleep. What u mean man? I had the biggest krump dump this morning.

by Spaz and peezy June 30, 2023

klumpstrump

Someone who identifies as an old woman

" You see that man over there? Yeah thats what you call a klumpstrump

by Pomorio August 1, 2023

Krumping

Activity for two: Go to your favorite porn website together and click on the first recommended video, no matter what it is. Put it on mute, and talk out your own version of the script together.

"Hey pal, come over here I got Krumping rights tonight"
"Man alright but dont be mad if I get hard"

by LostLittlePuppet November 22, 2023

krümpfh

1. an adjective that can be used to explain any sort of activity.

2. another way to say bullshit.

1
"Hey man you good?"
"Yeah bro I was up late krümpfhing."

2
"He only left me a $4.96 tip!"
"Man that's a load of krümpfh

by scaley496 January 1, 2025