Kitten Smuggling

When a woman is wearing a bikini or other revealing piece of clothing and her pubic hair is clearly visible and poofing out like a small furry creature might be rearing their head out for all the world to see.

Kitten Smuggling:

"DUDE!, BRO, look at that chick she be smuggling a kitten in them draws.. maybe a whole litter of 'em by the looks of it"

"Excuse me fine gentleman, I would request that you take a gander at that young woman over yonder; for she appears to be concealing a young animal of feline ancestry in her undergarments- to be quite frank, it seems to me that she is smuggling a muthafukkin kitten in her muthafukkin pussy(Two Pussies)."

by J-Barb Zero-Carbs December 21, 2008

Kitten

A pet same given to a boyfriend/girlfriend/fiancé etc if they appear innocent and shy

awh my little kitten is shy

by cal_pal25 May 15, 2016

Killing a Kitten

When one Masturbates

every time you masturbate God kills a kitten

by Navarone March 22, 2004

Kitterling

A single kitten or group of orphaned and unrelated kittens raised as siblings. Normally picked up as strays and cared for by a foster parent until they are rehomed.

Have you seen the Kitterling?

Yes, it’s playing with it’s toy mouse with the other Kitterlings

by RaHull September 10, 2019

kitter patter

The sound of kittens' pitter patter of their toe beans

The kitter patter awoke us in the night as Noodle chased Bear down the long hallway.

by Laird Hoo October 29, 2020

Sugar kitten

A woman that's younger than you, is attractive, makes more money than you and you're lucky enough to date/ marry.

I'm a stay-at-home dad now that I got myself a sugar kitten.

by ECO-AF July 27, 2018

kittenfishing

Making yourself seem way different than you actually are on online dating websites. Examples would be using photos from a long time ago, exaggerating your skills, talents, hobbies, etc.

The girl's profile picture was from like 10 years ago. Trust me...she doesn't look anything like that these days. Do these people realize how wrong and dishonest this type of kittenfishing is? What a waste of my time.

by PaulyWalnutsNY July 3, 2017