Oscar Friis Johannesson 

A very homosexual guy, who likes to suck dick. He is very popular because of his moms addition to the porn industry.

Person 1:"Do you know any gay people"
Person 2: "Yeah Oscar Friis Johannesson he is always fucking that Rasmus Sanger guy"

Oscar Friis Johannesson by IHaveStage3TerminalCancer February 5, 2022

Scarlett Johansson'd

An act of masturbating while watching Scarlett Johansson in one of her movies.

Dude 1 : I was just watching Match Point and god i just Scarlett Johansson'd myself.

Dude 2 : Coming from a forever alone guy like you, that was'nt surprising.

Dude 1 : Aww, come on. Im sure you will pull it off too.

Scarlett Johansson'd by Motorbotboobs April 9, 2011

Johannes

-A Badass

-has a huge cock
-A profesional MILF Hunter

-likes big tits and huge ass

Person 1: I had Sex with his Mom
Person 2: Your such a Johannes

Johannes by ThaRealMuhfugga January 2, 2017

Johannes Gutenberg

N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.

"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"

Johannes Gutenberg by DaBunny July 18, 2005

Johannesburg 

biggest, baddest city in South Africa, where the diamond smugglers mingle with the carjackers to make life strange.

I had to get out of Johannesburg for the weekend so I flew to Cape Town for the ocean breezes.

Johannesburg by adam_before_eve April 27, 2006

johanna

A girls name. Usually a real cool girls name.
Nicknames include Jo, Jojo, Joey etc

Hey that chick Johanna is really cool.

johanna by evil-barbie April 9, 2008

Johann 

A smart, loving, loyal, amazing person. Grows up to be a great dad and husband to his wife and children.

They are usually a business man and are very good at solving problems, still managing to look funny and amazing while doing it.

Me: wow that girl has a Johann

I wish I had a Johann!

Johann by The girl with blue, gold ey September 30, 2018