Jerking

To send someone a delicious bag of jerked beef.

Jane is a very swell gal, she was jerking me the other day, and it was delicious

by Cutlerylover April 17, 2011

Just jerking your gherkin

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting

Tony B: AY-YO James sometimes I just think me and you should totally bum.
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!

by LordBone January 9, 2012

Jerking Off

When a man gets his dick so hard and he’s so horny that he takes it out of his pants and starts jerking it so much. He also likes to finger his ass and jerk off with other people on Omegle and he then shoots cum out of his penis and licks it

Tom was jerking off in his room, until his sister walked in and asked to join him.

by Daddy966969 March 27, 2019

Jerging

A Bahamian word thats used for overly or unnecessary complimenting someone. Also used as "No lotion"
from the Jergings Lotion

Quit Jerging her outfit!

I miss you more then i miss her, No lotion

by mikblah August 9, 2010

Jerding

To have all your friend groups think you are a child predator for different reasons.

Jarad: All my friend groups keep making these pedo jokes! What did I do?
Jerry: It is just Jerding bro.
Jarad: But I didn't do anything!

by Tryyo April 24, 2020

Jerking off stalefish

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.

Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?

by Valo January 1, 2005

circle jerking

When two or more guys jerk off on a cracker and the last one to come must eat it.

The footbal team had a circle jerking contest as initiation.

by Bella September 21, 2003