jackfuckery

The possession of a severe mental defect resulting from the consumption of paint flakes, paste, or some other cause of reduced mental faculties. Any acts committed by such an individual are defined as such.

I've had it with the jackfuckery here.

Your jackfuckery will no longer be tolerated

by Batts_Smash June 1, 2011

jackbuckling

The art of stealing another's belt from under the stall while they're taking a shit.

Austin loves jackbuckling while cleaning the bathrooms at work.

by TheJBKing January 2, 2014

jackrude

Excessive rudeness typically done by eldest siblings

"Oh my gosh! Jeff is so Jackrude!"

by Harlowboyy April 11, 2014

jackopt

(n.) when you try your best to succeed, but it just ain't happenin' for ya

Florida A&M did all that they could, but their efforts resulted in a jackopt.

by Mort de Soleil November 20, 2016

jackowicz

A pussy munching lioness with long blonde hair that can't say no to a big sausage and kale smoothie. she does lots of sit ups and likes to sit alone in tubs of egg salad. Sometimes her farts smell like egg salad too. Every once in a while a guy will jackowicz all over her. It is a verb and a noun all at the same time

I used to know a jackowicz she was such a jagbo.

by Hi5236789 May 29, 2017

Jackopass

When you take a pumpkin to a bar and start making a jackolantern, decide half way through that you are too drunk, so you leave and pass it off on other patrons.

I took a big pumpkin to the pub then totally jackopassed.

by golo12re October 30, 2018

Jackoff with Jesus January

Jackoff with Jesus during January at anytime

“Hey man it’s Jackoff with Jesus January you know”

by Brando🥶 November 5, 2019