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Jackarse

English, Suffolk-based group of 12, who willingly destroy their bodies for fun and the amusement of others. stunts like rolling through open fire topless, attempting backflips in extreme sports without prior experience etc etc.
Jackarse are all Stupid Mutha Fucka's
by Small Soldier July 21, 2008
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Full Blown Jackass

A not-so-rare incurable disease of which you can either be born with or it can be passed on to you through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with Full Blown Jackass, In cases of the latter it would be referred to as Second-Hand Jackass.

Referred to by Physicians as FBJ

Symptoms of FBJ are as follows:

Uncontrollable Hatred of everything and everyone,
Unreasoned Dislike,
Arbitrary Asinineness,
Inability to speak Truth,
Extreme Cynicism,
Unnecessary Sarcasm,
Irrational Aggravation,
and Inconsideration
Kane: "Hey Albert can you buy me this game for my bday?"

Albert: "Naw man I gotta get this card deck"

Kane: "But you don't even have anyone to play it with..."

Cashier: "...and heres your deck sir"

Kane: "Wow my brother is such an asshole."

Rob: "Hey man, what do you expect? Poor guys got Full Blown Jackass"
by Kane Marco January 7, 2009
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Jackasstic

Jack-ass-tic
Adv. Adj.
1. A snide description of an action or event that lacks legitimacy.
(Legitimacy as pertaining to the feelings of the person issuing the comment)

2. Sharp disapproval of ones actions, affiliations, opinions, beliefs or rhetoric.

also: Jack-ass-tic-ly
That class was jackassticly long.

The free masons are a jackastic organization.

Denial that CO2 emissions are responsible for global warming is jackasstic.

Harris county is jackassticly overpopulated.
by David "Counterculture" May 5, 2008
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jackasshole

Pretty much what it sounds like. Best used when the redundancy is appropriate! When jackass or asshole just isn't enough!!!
Putin is rearranging Eastern Europe and Obama is working on his NCAA brackets? What an unbelievably complete jackasshole!!!
by Fishpaw May 14, 2014
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jackassism

"You getting your friend to put holes in their face is a total jackassism"
by Meg and Lis January 5, 2008
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Being in an undesireable situation over which you have no control. You just have to endure or take it.
I MUST attend my boss's daughter's wedding - Sigh. I feel like a jackass in a hailstorm!
by winn98 September 4, 2009
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Jackassery

1. The effect of foolish or thoughtless actions, such as performed by a jackass.

2. The foolish or thoughless actions of a jackass.

3. The practice of being a jackass.
"He finds himself suffering from his own jackassery."
by Kat Richardson August 11, 2005
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