Ira

Ira is a Viking warrior who possesses super human qualities, (gifts from above, some would say) in the form of super sonic , hearing. Ira can hear sounds no one can hear. One hot summer day while Ira was indulging in foot care, he heard a sound that can only be described as the quietest puff of air. Ira rushed in the direction of the sound. Lo and behold, old man Jones had fallen on a breakfast sausage in the kitchen and busted his head. Ira saved a life that day.
This is only one of Ira’s super human qualities.

Ira is like a warm freshly baked pie. You don’t know what’s inside, so you poke your finger thru the crust and you are met with utter deliciousness . You lick and suck on your finger to get all of Ira inside you.

Ira was awakened by the almost silent sound of his neighbors microwave beeping at 2 am on Thursday.

by Frodo Hoofenstein October 27, 2023

Ira

No one definition of Ira but that she is a warm and kind hearted person she has beauty like no other girl. A guy can only dream of calling her theirs and to any of her exs they missed out on the best girl ever. She has the greatest personality anyone could have. She will always be there for you and she will always be my crush. She is an amazing Latin women and great soccer player. If only she would she that I was right infront of her

Ira is the best girl in looks and personality at swainston

by Irá g’s secret admirer November 19, 2023

Ira Creamer

A true alpha wolf who hates them liberals. If you're ever in the mood for some vertical scissoring hit them up, it's not gay if youre pookies

Jay: Oh my gyatt! who is that?
Junior: Must be Ira Creamer

by alphamangyattmaster January 26, 2024

Ira

One who puts that sh** on

The with drip is Ira

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Iras

perfection, the prime definition of masculinity and capitalism, a perfect spcimen in a speciesifjd

does +10 damage to Turks with his hair of spike tendril
can defeat his teachers with one belly flop (like all americans an 'Iras' morbidly obese)

Man 1: yooo, look at that Iras
Man 2: we are unholy in comparison to him why god why must you present us this beautiful

by Hattington December 16, 2023

aradhya and ira

They are meant to be together, they are the true loves of each other's life, they are amazing at being kind to each other and love each other to their fullest capacity. Love like this is hard to find.

Aradhya and Ira are meant to be together

by ELE-DASH May 7, 2023

Ira

Ira is one of the most Beautiful people you’ll ever meet even though she probably doesn’t know it. She gets straight As but is also interested in sports music and art. She’s the most loyal and supportive friend to have. She may be sarcastic at times and because of that many consider her a bitch. when you get to know her she’s an amazing outgoing intelligent individual who anyone would love to have as a friend.

How the fuck is she good at everything? She must be an ira

by Jaggerthedog123 December 16, 2022