hippocrite

A person that overweight and denigrates others who are also overweight.

Richard: There's no way I'd ever date Florence, she's huge!
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.

by Neologician November 14, 2012

hippo hips

Insult...it's sorta like calling someone fat or a fatass...or saying they have large hips.

Me: sup how is life in the ghetto going?
Jose: twat!!
Me: cooch!
Jose: hippo hips!
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As you can see, when Jose and I talk online, we insult each other, by calling each other names such as (but not limited to): twat, cooch, pickle wiper, etc.

by Home slice February 22, 2005

hippofatamus

A combination of a fat chick and a hippopotamus. It literally means a completely fat and disgusting girl that uses food as a substitute for character.

Get away from me you disgusting nasty fat girl! You are such a hippofatamus.

by Phidelt236 January 2, 2009

Hippo Legs

When a girl has some big ol fatty legs. They often have cellulite on them.

"Damn girl, you got some hippo legs!!!"

by Stevelikesbeave February 23, 2010

Hippocrate

A container used in the transport of the large animal known as a hippopotamus (not to be confused with an elephant). These hippos are prone to anger and violence, most likely due to their confinement, so the hippocrate must be very sturdy and secure. A variation of the hippocrate appears in the documentary Jurassic Park, but is used to convey velociraptors.

The Philadelphia Zoo went into lockdown when it was discovered that their latest shipment of hippocrates was one hippocrate short.

by Almost Mr. Nguyen February 23, 2009

Hippogriff

Noun: The result of an equine (horse) and a gryphon makin' love after a night of heavy drinking. Has the forequarters of an avian and the hindquarters of an equine. Hippogriffs have been featured in a few works of fiction, including Harry Potter and are present in the WarCraft universe.

Try not to make sense of the existence of hippogriffs, just get drunk and it'll come to you.

by FluffyGryphon August 18, 2006

Hippo Peek

When in an "eater" / "meal" vore relationship, the "eater partner" makes eye contact with the "meal partner" moments before the "meal partner" is consumed.

Not only does Carl feels good in my belly, but the hippo peek was the cherry on top.

by sandy tundra April 15, 2018