holy shwizzl

Describes an outburst of excitement and surprisement at the same time.
Can also be used as a description of surprised disgustment.

Holy shwizzl that thing is huge what is it?
I can't believe it, i'm so pissed holy shwizzl.

by Mex K. September 6, 2018

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Holy bullshit

Bullshit that is so over the top even religious people can’t come up with a bigger lie.

No one is going to believe you played baseball for the Yankees, that is some holy bullshit

by SAK 42 December 26, 2018

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if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something

your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 25, 2019

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