Feeling heavy

A subtle way of saying you’re depressed.

I’m feeling heavy after looking at my empty bank account.

by Huffs August 3, 2020

Stairway to Heaven

A phrase used to calculate the amount of time it takes you to do something. Usually something around 8:02 or longer.

With all this traffic, my drive that should have been as long as the Highway to Hell took as long as the Stairway to Heaven.

by MattyPooh December 18, 2012

heavy burtation

A monumentally bad screw up.

It comes from the viral video of a Los Angeles news reporter who suffered a "migraine aura" on air after the Grammy's, which caused her to jumble her words.

Well A very very heavy ah heavy burtation tonight.
We had a very darris-- darison... by lets go ahead taris tazing los clivet n have the pet.

by coolbeenz94 March 6, 2011

Heavenly hooker

A chick that not only is amazing in bed, but also will do you for free.

- Did you know Janette was a heavenly hooker?
-Really?
- Yeah, now i can buy an extra kit kat for lunch

by sebish April 13, 2009

heavy footed

A person who clomps around like a fucking elephant

Why can't you concentrate?

Because they keep walking through the office too heavy footed!

by lizza08230 January 8, 2016

heaven on the docks

An expression of enjoyment, happiness, and relief.

Heaven on the docks, man!

Beauty in the frock, man!

by ChalooMaloo January 3, 2021

The heavy is dead

A very popular SFM/GMOD TF2 animation made by Antoine Delak where heavy from team fortress 2 dies and takes revenge on the one who killed him. But this comes at a price as his entire team has died while trying to find who killed heavy.

Your dad's sudden death is tragic but It can't be as tragic as the story called "the heavy is dead"

by B8EDUM8 September 28, 2020