happy rolling

This is the act of, when masturbating in bed, turning on to your side and jizzing all over what is next to you (eg. empty side of double bed, floor, girlfriend, Justin Bieber poster) After completion then roll back onto your back and be happy as no cleanup operation is required. Popular amongst members of the Royal Navy because bog roll is in short supply on ships and Navy birds are ugly. Under no circumstances attempt happy rolling in a sleeping bag.

Dude your room smells like youve been happy rolling in here for a month, and since when did Justin Bieber grow a yellow goatee?

by screwloose86 February 23, 2011

Happy Flap

Autism term that refers to the hand flapping that is done when happy or excited

I was so happy that a new season of my show was coming on that I started happy flapping.
Sarah's favorite song makes her happy flap.
Jim happy flapped when he found out he was going to Disney World.

by OEvens August 9, 2015

Happy Lucky Lottery

A lottery minigame in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door that turns out to be a scam. Rather than operating off of luck, the system determines which day you win based on the number of days you bought the ticket. To get a shot at jackpot, you have to wait 335 -395 days to take a chance. Sure, you can speed up the process a bit by changing the GameCube's system clock forward, but turning the clock back rewards you a 500 coin penalty.

Kyle: Yo, are you going to play Happy Lucky Lottery?
Chris: No, it's a scam.

by The Real Driller April 7, 2019

Happy Gyattoween

The Month of October is dedicated to the big ass GYATTs of the world, GYATTs must have a phat ass and if they don't, they're better off in Pride Month.

(You): Happy Gyattoween
(Girl): tf is wrong with you

by nevets_ September 8, 2023

make happy in one's pants

1. To suddenly discover that one, under circumstances of excitement or happiness, that one has in fact ejaculated.

2. Goes the same for any type of substance which has been released into the underpants.

Mommy...I made happy in my pants again...
What have i told you about playing on the tyre swing?

1. Wow! A Butterfly!
It's enough to make happy in one's pants

2. You make one happy in one's pants!

by Pie Brother TB January 20, 2008

Merry happy!

A joke holiday greeting. Used because of its cultural and religious neutrality.

Merry happy! I hope you have a fun Winter Solistice.

by bmcke December 27, 2009

shutter happy

The state of being addicted to picture taking, a version of trigger happy with a shiny silver camera button instead.

*clickclickclickclickclick*

Whoa, dude, getting a little shutter happy there?

by SHPB November 13, 2011