Handwriting

A complete waste of time nowadays, since there are computers.

Grandpa: Let me see your hand writing.
Me: What's handwriting?

by TravesLeeSeesRed December 10, 2016

left hander

Term used for Smoking pot. "Drink in my right hand, joint in my left!"

After dinner we need to have a left hander!

by Sticky Icky Icky February 4, 2010

Handroid

The painful result of too much texting, tweeting and internet browsing while using an android phone. Generally resulting in a sore thumb or wrist.

Can't type my essay, got a bad case of handroid.

by The Style PA February 28, 2009

handorgasm

When one is so sexually excited that their hand begins having spasms for no apparent reason. The person is usually in a situation where expressing their sexual desires is inappropriate , so they need to release their excitement through their hands.

Some examples of handorgams are hand-flailing uncontrollably. However, each person has their own unique handorgasms. No two are alike.

by Julie orgasmpants December 9, 2011

happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.

man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

Tartan two hander

Scottish handjob

The bonnie Highland lass reached under her boyfriend's kilt to toss his caber with a Tartan two hander.

by Gene Green February 27, 2011

handbrake

When a chick abruptly stops giving you a handjob right before you orgasm, causing you to have no pleasure upon orgasming.

It was going good till I got a handbrake.

by P tha Pawn May 15, 2010