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Handwriting

A complete waste of time nowadays, since there are computers.
Grandpa: Let me see your hand writing.
Me: What's handwriting?
by TravesLeeSeesRed December 10, 2016
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left hander

Term used for Smoking pot. "Drink in my right hand, joint in my left!"
After dinner we need to have a left hander!
by Sticky Icky Icky February 4, 2010
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Handroid

The painful result of too much texting, tweeting and internet browsing while using an android phone. Generally resulting in a sore thumb or wrist.
Can't type my essay, got a bad case of handroid.
by The Style PA February 28, 2009
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handorgasm

When one is so sexually excited that their hand begins having spasms for no apparent reason. The person is usually in a situation where expressing their sexual desires is inappropriate , so they need to release their excitement through their hands.
Some examples of handorgams are hand-flailing uncontrollably. However, each person has their own unique handorgasms. No two are alike.
by Julie orgasmpants December 9, 2011
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happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.
man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand
by Doug W. February 11, 2008
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Tartan two hander

The bonnie Highland lass reached under her boyfriend's kilt to toss his caber with a Tartan two hander.
by Gene Green February 27, 2011
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handbrake

When a chick abruptly stops giving you a handjob right before you orgasm, causing you to have no pleasure upon orgasming.
It was going good till I got a handbrake.
by P tha Pawn May 15, 2010
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