hafeez

1 (noun): Someone who knows how to strike the correct balance between hard work and good times. 2 (adjective): Compassionate. 3 (verb): Averse to doing Form 4Gs.

1. Yo dawg, dat is one wise Hafeez.
2. OMG, the guy I met at the party last night was so genuine and real. He was truly a Hafeez.
3. Oh no, another S.O. grant! I'm gonna pull a Hafeez.

by h-dawg April 22, 2013

leather huffer

One who smells leather excessively.

If Erin cannot get a handle on her leather huff(ing) habits in the workplace, she may soon be fired. I saw her smelling her Kooba bag again. Erin is definitely a bonafide leather huffer.

by Cydne Washington August 19, 2008

horny Heffer

A disgustingly ugly chick aged between 13-21 who appears to be a young cow but on closer inspection is actually a human.
The clothes they wear include: full purple tracksuit, shirts that are slightly to small around the waist and fluffy tangled hair.
They would gladly take ten penises at once but unfortunately no man in their right mind would have sex with one of these wild beasts. They can be found looking for a mate on online dating websites and working as underpaid secretaries in country towns.

oi mate, look at the size of that horny heffer. i bet she would like a dick up her ass

by sperma toadle August 21, 2010

Halfenese

A half White, half Asian person. Not to be confused with wasian.

"Is that kid white?"

"No, his mom's asian"

"But he looks white"

"He's halfenese"

by BAMF of the day May 18, 2010

buffalo heffer

an extremely large chic....

that chic Travis screwed sure was a buffalo heffer.

by Jedley November 1, 2007

hafen

the act of licking seamen out of antoher persons hand while massagiing the testicles.

that women was doing a hafen on me

by Pnut Butter February 13, 2007

huffed

The act of missing a target you are shooting at

My friend Mike was deer hunting and a large buck came in and he raised his bow and took a shot, but he huffed it and the deer ran away unharmed.

by can2430 September 28, 2011