Garfeild_commentary

A big wiener

Garfeild_commentary is a ball enthusiast

by Garfeild_cringe May 8, 2022

glarfseemicoppersin

Toe hair

Your glarfseemicoppersin looks very long and curly today

by Cheetopufferz July 12, 2022

Glarf

(verb) The act of mega splooge

He told his wife he was about to glarf!

by Villicous October 3, 2022

garfeld the cat

a very cool and handsome guy who is very likeable and awesome and has amazong art skills and attracts every woman ever because of how hot he is (very hot)

Man, that garfeld the cat guy is very cool and hot.

by not garfeld the cat January 28, 2023

Glarfing

Vomiting with a significant other as a bonding moment; not sexual in any way.

"Me and my girlfriend are so much closer after some glarfing."

by Pseudonuts March 21, 2023

glafed

Glafed.

Surprised

John: Dude she was so good in bed
Tim: Were you glafed?
John: Yeah dude i was so glafed

by urbanwriter111 March 22, 2023

glare nd dat

an oscar winning performance in seeing someone through a window but then acting shocked when seeing them face to face like you weren't looking at them 2 seconds ago

"woah , I can't see cus the glare nd dat"

by stevenhubrisammamam March 27, 2023