Garth

A fuck boy with a micro penis, who pays young girls to dress up like horses and fuck him with massive strap on dildos

Shelia: how was lasnight

Tina: that guy was a fucking Garth.. but the money was good

Shelia: you mean like Garth Ellington ??

Tina: unfortunately

by An unsatisfied b September 22, 2020

Garth

A homosexual male who enjoys eating dead bugs for money.

Ewwww! I can't believe that Garth just ate a bug for $5!

by Encorist February 24, 2010

Gareth

Gareth also known as Gayeth, is a sassy individual that just loves being sassy. When not being sassy, Gareth's like to play the trumpet and spend time with his ladies at ladies night, his quick witted comments and insightful input make him a hit with the ladies, although often not in the way he was hoping, his sassiness often means he's miss understood.

"Hay who's that sassy guy with your friend"

"Ohhhh thats Just Gareth"

by Geek Chic November 26, 2013

Garth

"An amazing person that will always be there for you no matter what, through thick and thin. He's a great friend to be around with, just make sure to break a computer to cheer him up. Garth will always be true to what he says, as you get closer to him, he is sweet, funny, cute, and loyal."

Garth: *kicks volleyball*

by turtles and rawrs July 27, 2016

garth vadering

The sexual sound of deep breathing while sucking a moose knuckle.

The garth vadering was louder than a sloth having an orgasm.

by #ViolentSex January 10, 2015

Gareth Southgate

Absolute twat that played saka in a penalty shootout

“Have you seen Gareth Southgate?”
“No he disappeared after the Euro finals”

by JakeTheBeast6000 July 11, 2021

Gareth

To "Gareth"

The act of bailing on an action, event or person.

Derived from the Welsh footballer Gareth "Bale"

Effectively another word for "bail"

Example 1

Guy 1 - "Yeah nobodies going Steve's anymore"

Guy 2 - "Gareth?"

Guy 1 - "Yeah, screw this I'm Garething"

Example 2

Guy 1 - "Shit man, its the Police"

Guy 2 - "Fuck this, Gareth! Gareth!"

by YouBigGareth April 14, 2013