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fanny fright

When a guy is too scared to talk to a girl.
there was a gorgeous girl over there that jon fanncied but he got fanny fright and didtnt go over.
by govner April 16, 2007
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Frightfest

A disturbing or horrifying event or act that is generally met with suprise.
That girl's makeup was a total frightfest.
by Ethie Phillips March 2, 2007
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freightshaker

a nickname for a freightliner diesel truck
he took half a gear on the hill cause the freightshaker couldnt handle the split on 8 direct
by peterbilt379 January 13, 2008
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toilet stage fright

When someone goes to the tiolet but holds on while sitting there because there are other people in the room (public toilets) they then wait till the person/people leave till the "go"
P1 -"Someones been in that toilet the whole time weve been doing our make up"
p2 -"haha theve probley got toilet stage fright"
p1 - "Lets re apply our make up and make them hold longer hehe"
by Jonah Takalau May 28, 2008
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frightened turtle

When you're so cold, that your penis tries to suck back into your body like a frightened turtle into it's shell.
"Dude, you should know better than to go skinny-dipping on the first date. You never show the frightened turtle to a chick who hasn't already seen your meat."
by Mr. BRW February 7, 2008
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Stage Fright

Can be used in two terms

1. Happens when two males stand next to each other to urinate, usually they cannot. This is called stage fright

2. Happens usually on first time intercourse but can happen in other times of intercourse...
When the male wants to have intercourse with the female, but his penis does not.
Instead of staying/getting erect, his penis denies him the privilege.
Girl: want to have sex?

Boy: Errr Yeh!!

Boys penis: PENIS SAYS NOOOO

Boy: Your such a dick

Girl: Awww you've got Stage Fright!!
by imimortal March 20, 2009
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Freightness

Freightness is when you Possess a Bad to the Bone Skill of Logistics Operations!

Amazing Knowledge coupled with Awesome Quality earns you the title of Freightness.

Moving tomorrow's freight on today's schedule.

Handling all things freight in an awesome manner of greatness.

Freightness is the experience and mindset of a Truck Driver, a Carrier, a Shipper, and a Broker!

Generating leads, attracting new prospects, and developing a sales pitch.
Identifying, vetting, and selecting reputable and safe carriers for freight services.
Providing customers with shipping quotes.
Booking orders with carriers.
Assisting to prepare carriers for loads.
Tracking status of loads.
Collaborating with shippers, carriers, and dispatchers to manage scheduled collections and drop-offs.
Keeping accurate records of relevant activities.
Updating customers on the status of shipments, and assisting with other inquiries.
Maintaining current knowledge of market trends in transportation marketplace.
A mile closer to Freightness;

Freightness Forward;

Look at that Freightness;

Man, I wish I had me some of that Freightness;

I bring to you, Freightness;

HER "I'm bad to the bone" HIM "What's that?" HER "It's Freightness";

"Did you see his Freightness?";

They said "I want to have Freightness";

Shipper Called a Broker and asked:
"I need to ship some loads and looking for a broker that has Freightness. Are you that Broker"

Broker replied:

"I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for Freightness, I can tell you I have it. I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me valuable for people like you. If you want Freightness, that'll be the beginning of it. I will work for you, I will pursue your needs."
by Rage Logistics October 18, 2022
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