feeding the ducks

Usually a male Sexually pleasuring yourself. Can be done alone, or in the company of others. Also can be done with the help of others.

Phil said that he had to leave early to go home for dinner, but I found out later that he just went over to Stevos to feed the ducks.

by Jobot October 19, 2003

Force Feeding The Futon

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.

After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.

by Trish Laam January 12, 2008

Feeding the Cat

Feeding the cat is simply getting laid.

"Alright bitches were all feeding the cat tonight"

"Gabby did you feed the cat last night?"

by UHART17 November 11, 2013

Feeding the geese

When you stoke your shaft sentually or another words jacking off or beating your dick rubbing your penis tell it go boom

I accidentally walked in on my son and he was feeding the geese

by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018

Feeding Hills, MA

A small town next to Agawam. For some fucking reason, Agawam thinks Feeding Hills is its bitch, because AGAWAM JUNIOR HIGH is in fucking Feeding Hills. The ZIP codes aren't right next to each other, either! 01001 and 01030. They couldn't have picked a closer number if they're gonna act like they're the same fucking town? Anne Sullivan was born here. Her house is now two ugly shades of purple. It's at the busiest part of the town, too. It got turned into a fucking Dunkin' Donuts. I guess they realized how retarded that was. It's some kinda realtor place now. Not that anyone gives a shit, though. Also, in front of one of the schools, there's a bronze statue that looks like it's made of shit.

Feeding Hills, MA is one of the most insignificant towns ever. Seriously. It's fucking sad.

by Blawkii December 21, 2010

Freuding

Freuding is the act of not giving much response to someone so as to draw out more information from them. The general idea behind it is, if you don't say much, they will continue to talk about the problem, and tell you more and more. They may become frustrated, and this will only goad them on to yell at you and tell you every reason why they are frustrated and have reason to be frustrated.

Person 1: hey, how are you?
Person 2: Meh. I just visited my mother.
Person 1: Mmm.
Person 2: I mean, it's not like I hate her or anything.
Person 1: Ah.
Person 2: She just frustrates me.
Person 1: Mmm.
Person 2: Hey, come on! You'd be frustrated too, if you had a mother who thought everything your sibling did was PERFECT!
Person 1: Ah.
Person 2: WOULD YOU STOP FREUDING ME?! I mean, after everything that's happened to me lately!

by SuperSpockette September 6, 2013

Backwards bird feeding

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and she acts like she's swallowed it and goes in for a kiss. During this she will spit the semen into the guys mouth (like a bird feeds it's young) forcing him to taste his own cum. Once he realizes it's his own cum he will gag and throw up while the girl laughs.

Dude, last night she was backwards bird feeding me. I haven't eaten all day...

by That_kid_whos_cool February 20, 2014