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cum freckles

When a man explosively ejaculates on someone's face leaving it speckled in freckles of semen.

To explode cum onto another person's face.

I am going to give her cum freckles when I hit climax
As Tom reached climax point he sprayed his load on Jenny's face leaving her with some new cum freckles.
by LOLTROLL!!!111oneoneone April 13, 2011
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freckle tip

a name you call somebody with freckles that you assume they also have on the tip of their penis
shaun:your a fag
me: shut the fuck up freckle tip
shaun:...
by SPxCA May 24, 2008
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Not Freckles

Term used to describe anything ugly or displeasing in nature. (Origin: from offensive sight of blemishes on face, politely refered to as "Not-Freckles)
Person A: Did that guy just flip you off?
Person B: Yeah, that was so Not Freckles of him.

Alternately:

Person C: Hey, do you think Person X is cute?
Person D: Nah, he's totally not freckles, with his hump and all of those Not-Freckles on his face/body.
by Ian Chen May 2, 2005
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Freckles

A discoloration of the skin caused by fecal matter when standing too close to the rear of a cow. This event usually occurs heaviest at the point of impact origin, usually the nose, and irradiating out in a mist pattern.
Cass the hipster: my freckles are so cute
Thomas the swaggy guy: Gurl they cute, but which cow you stand behind?
by Michael C. Morris June 1, 2022
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Toilet Freckles

The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.
Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.
by TheDeffil October 28, 2010
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Freckle Butt

When a person sits in a port-o-potty that is so full the fecal matter just grazes the buttocks leaving freckle-looking marks on their rear.
Oh snap, that ginger went in the port-o-potty with a freckle face and left with a freckle butt.
by xela knarf March 15, 2011
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Freckle Pole

When someone has a freckles all over their wiener.
Look at that dudes freckly face - I bet his freckle pole will be creepy and exquisite.
by A.G.G. August 19, 2008
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