flonder type luck

When you obtain a scenario that was meant to be extremely lucky is actually extremely unlucky.

Dude, that was only a 1% chance to kill me, what the hell?
Wow, you must have flonder type luck.

by Doiry July 27, 2021

flony

Flony is someone who is talented but brings herself down. She will feel comfortable with you sooner or later. She has a lot of things bottled up inside her, so let her rant to you. Flony is the definition of perfect.

someone: Flony is so special to me but I don't want to say it to her cause she can't take compliments.

by sam.hwang☘ August 3, 2021

Swine Floo Powder

What Harry Potter and his friends use to get from place to place when there's a global pandemic.

Harry: Let's go somewhere!

Ron: Can't, I've got the swine.

Harry: Not to worry, I've got swine floo powder!

Ron: YAYYYYY!!!!11111rotflolololololol!1!!111!

by pacmanawesomepants November 5, 2009

The Flonase

Right after an explosive orgasm, when the woman is in her dazed and flustered, head back relaxed state of mind, the male places his penis-tip up the girls nostril, and ejaculates.

I was bangin Stacey last night and it was pretty wild. When she came I had to sudden urge to give her The Flonase. We won't be hearing from her anymore.

by Billdude April 13, 2011

dong flong

The act of a man thrusting his hips in a fore to aft motion, resulting in his penis slapping the front of his garments; a thin, non-restricting garment is preferred, such as boxers or basketball shorts. A bigger package along with the perfection of the hip thrust movement results in a more effective and visually impressive dong flong.

Cody's parents visited him last weekend and came over for dinner. Whilst they were enjoying a nice, candlelit meal, I came running into the living room and asserted my alpha-male status of the apartment by doing a thirty second dong flong in silk boxers.

by NFG Dong Flong January 28, 2014

fliegen-floo

German-inspired referred used in Australia referring to an "absolute legend."

That lad is such a fliegen-floo.

by ObscureAussie April 3, 2019

floob

An extreme form of a noob (def #6); used to describe someone so noobish that they pose an actual physical threat to themselves and their surroundings, and to society in general. The scariest things about this (thankfully) minority group are that their noobishness is willful and carefully maintained (i.e., they use it as a weapon of sorts), and that they act as a group. Their leader is known in most circles as "Teh Uberfloob", but may also be referred to as the King Troll, S@tan or R.O.G.E.R..

What a floob! He broke the Internet!

by Somnambulizt November 5, 2007