A Float Test is a term given to garbage that is tossed overboard while at sea. The term is used to describe material that is to be discarded in a less than optimally environmental manner. Said equipment is usually described as nfg, and therefore needs to be "Float Tested".
Cpl Smith- "What'd you guys do with that bad radio the CO wanted destroyed?"
Lcpl Jones- "We float tested it over the Marianas Trench."
Cpl Smith- "Very well, carry on."
Lcpl Jones- "We float tested it over the Marianas Trench."
Cpl Smith- "Very well, carry on."
by LawDog322 January 11, 2008
Get the Float Testmug. I went out camping by myself for a week. I just needed to float out for a bit and think things through.
by BigDaddy1013 January 26, 2019
Get the float outmug. When two people (usually mormons) have sex. This is done when a male inserts his penis into the female's vagina. No humping happens and he just sits there while inserted. He does not cum therefore he technically didn't have sex so they don't have to talk to the bishop.
Tom: Yo did you and carly do it last night?
Brad: No man we just did the provo float!
Tom: Nice! Now you don't have to talk to the bishop!
Brad: No man we just did the provo float!
Tom: Nice! Now you don't have to talk to the bishop!
by BadA24 February 23, 2011
Get the Provo Floatmug. Woman: I want to give you a float job.
Man: WTF is that?
Woman: It's when I suck your dick from behind.
Man: WTF is that?
Woman: It's when I suck your dick from behind.
by Punn18 January 1, 2012
Get the Float Jobmug. When in a 3-some, 1 guy fucks doggy, and the other is getting head from the girl/guy (the kayak). The girl/guy is in mid air and looks like a kayak.
Pablo: dude, me and Felix made a floating kayak out of that chick Maria.
Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.
Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.
by Punto Sanchez June 11, 2006
Get the floating kayakmug. by z0xx0 January 1, 2011
Get the Floating penismug. When one has to pee really bad.
The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.
Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.
by benormous December 28, 2005
Get the teeth are floatingmug.