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jam fiddler 

When you finger a girl when she doesnt want you to because shes on her period and then when you've finished you spread your fingers on bread and make her eat it. If you do not succed your not a jam fiddler
Ewww she ate a jam sandwich
Thats not a jam sandwich :O
Thats a jam fiddler
jam fiddler by Sam Spratley April 25, 2011

Dutch fiddler 

When two or men engaged in a sexual activity that involves a guy gripping his own penis and the partner takes the other mans arm and moves it in a masterbating motion.
Me and rob were doing the dutch fiddler last night when my mom walked in on us. I had my own dick and he was moving my arm so fast it was amazing.
Dutch fiddler by heybabeswazzup November 27, 2010

Kiddy Fiddler 

"Joe Biden is a dementia ridden hair sniffing, bum sniffing, kiddy fiddler who is incoherent and can't answer simple questions during interviews or form a logical statement.
Kiddy Fiddler by UltimateDoge January 10, 2021

Presidential Dick Fiddler 

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.
Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

puppy fiddler 

Someone with a unhealthy sexual deviation to young dogs
Yo Shemmy, leave that dog alone you puppy fiddler. Someone call the police they both have their lipsticks out
puppy fiddler by topbollocks September 20, 2015

Kiddy Fiddler 

A generally 47 year old man or older that looks at kids like that, he will say he needs help finding his puppy and that you need to take of all your clothes and cover yourself in peanut butter to see it. no I'm not talking from experience.
Kiddy Fiddler: Hey kids you want to see my new puppy
Dwarf That Looks Like A Child: FECK OFF YOU KIDDY FIDDLER
Kiddy Fiddler by Swinzinho April 27, 2019