Meat Fence

A man who is posing as a friend of an eligible single woman.

He is typically circling the perimeter of her life and does things like pay for her dinner, drive her kids to shcool, or flirt on her Facebook page in order to "keep out" the attentions of men who would actually like to date or touch her. Sometimes he even writes songs about her. He is beyond protective, discreetly jealous, and has the ability to swoop in and destroy the possibility that his single woman friend will become involved with another man from any distance. He is the ultimate cock blocker.

"You freakin' Meat Fence! I would be in a great relationship (with a man who will actually touch me) right now if you hadn't posted lies about our hot night in Vegas on my Facebook page.."

See also: cock block, cockblock, cock blocking, cock blocker, cocknlocker

by sokansas November 25, 2011

The Dicket Fence

The act of holding your dick in your hand and slapping a row of people in the face with it. This would be similar to running a stick across a picket fence.

Hugh had all of the bitches get on their knees and he ran the dicket fence on them.

by iam2eeyore June 8, 2010

Fence Hopper

A person that does not know what they want. Leaving a relationship, Only to land right into another one. And to repeat it over and over again. Hopping the fence only to land in another yard again.

"Sarah just left Adam this morning, and now shes dating Matt, Shes such a Fence Hopper"

by Smyth1377 March 2, 2009

fangela

A mythical fog that when conjured grants you the power of darkness. No one knows how it can be conjured but rumor has it, Luke Temple might have some knowledge on the topic.

Dude I was at this party last night and Luke Temple conjured this crazy fog thing called a Fangela. It was intense.

by James squared May 6, 2009

Fenderburg

Large chunks of Ice and/or slush that get stuck behind a vehicle's tire.

Jesus Christ, Thoms, get rid of the Fenderburg

by N. Dave February 18, 2004

fence ghosting

The act of purposely ghostriding a car into a fence, combining ghostriding and fence plowing.

Me and Faisal went fence ghosting his sister's Sentra.

by AustinG October 25, 2007

Feneagle

The act of sticking ones finger or any other object up another person's anus

I feneagled Joey so hard today he was bleeding from his anus

by Sneaglerboy February 14, 2014