Mass Favoritism

The act of making each member of a group seperately think that they are your favorite member

My teacher told me I was her favorite student in her class. I later heard her telling another student the very same thing. I then realized she was commiting mass favoritism.

by Thistlesifter September 4, 2017

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

favor from above

A favor from above is completed when you are perched high above your friends wedding with a sniper rifle and pick him off the altar just before he weds his fiance. This is most commonly done because you can't stand the bitch he's going to marry and you need to put your friend out of his indefinite misery.

Duder 1: "Damn dude can't belive the big day is next week. Is she letting you have a bachelor party?"

Duder 2: "No, she said I can't have one. But she's having like three bachelorette parties."

Duder 1: "Wow dude you're miserable. Hopefully you'll receive a favor from above next week..."

by westfalia December 22, 2009

Jewish favor

To offer an in-kind service to an individual while knowing full well that they are not going to accept. In return, the individual now owes you +1 due to the empty offer you had made. You also score brownie points and karma points with said individual.

The key to a successful Jewish favor is knowing the answer you will receive before asking the question.

"Ah man, I wish I had enough money to buy these panties for my gf" - Individual 1
"I don't mind buying them for you" - Not so friend Joe
"Nah, it's okay man, thanks though" - Individual 1

Not so friend Joe just scored some brownie points with Individual 1. Individual 1 now owes Joe +1.
Not so friend Joe just gave Matt the jewish favor.

by Rabbi Joe May 23, 2015

least favorite child

Being the least favorite child means you either:
a) Have a younger sibling
b) Are less loved
c) Use the term to irritate your parents as they supposedly "love you equally"

My mother said there is no such thing as a least favorite child, and that she loves us equally. Yet she obliviously loves my brother/sister more.

by NosliwNeb October 17, 2017

Faportunity

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

by that one brotha January 28, 2009

favoritism

favoritism is what the people here at urban dictionary use..they let u put hate definitions on people they dont like but if u like a rapper or a band they dont like and try to define them in a positive way they will deny ur definition becuz the people who work here are self centered ass holes who need to get a real job
go f yourselves urban dictionary

have u putten any definitions of lil wayne your favorite rapper on urban dictionary?
no they have favoritism and dont like him so they wont let me oh and i believe its called urban dicktionary

by URBANDICTIONARYisbogus August 9, 2009