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I'm on a different neighborhood website and it's more direct contact with people which is not so facebookish as some other sites are.
by Purple T May 9, 2018
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Facebookistan

Facebookistan

A fascist shithole virtual country that censors everything conservative or anti-liberal based on the musings of a radical left wing 3rd party proletariat responsible for moderating online content.
I posted something online last night about Joe being a little handsy, but of course it was taken down because I said it in Facebookistan.
by Virginia Dude May 26, 2020
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Facebookily

An adverb used to describe knowing a person only through Facebook or other social platform.
I know several people Facebookily who have experienced the same thing you describe.
by Onnastad November 26, 2020
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Angry Facebooking

The act of posting status updates in an angry state of mind. Normally about how other people "annoy" or "piss me off" and is generally bothersome to other people who may read, though other people may just jump in behind them.
Person A: ARGHGGH person C makes me SSOOOOOOO ANGREHHH! blargh!!!!11!!one!!!!!1!eleven!!!

Person B: OMG I AGREEEEEEEEEEEE

Person D: Enough of the angry facebooking...
by smooth-operator December 15, 2010
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tandem facebooking

When two people facebook together as a team

They comment on & "like" the same posts mere minutes apart. They also share pics & tag each other on notes. One will take the same quiz, add the same app, join the same group or become a fan of something immediately after the other one does. This type of facebooking duo constantly posts on each other's wall & shares inside jokes & obvious intimate understanding of their vague status updates. They may chat with each other on facebook even though they are sitting in the same room & could talk audibly instead.

These people come across as insecure, lame, cheesy & noobish in the ways of facebook. Everyone appreciates the feeling of belonging & being a valued part of their facebook crowd, but tandem facebookers take it too far & ironically alienate themselves to a degree. Tandem facebooking lowers social value even though the duo may find a huge sense of security in navigating facebook together. They may be trying too hard to look active on facebook or be too lazy to cultivate an original presence there while an ideal lies more to the middle of the spectrum.

One of the easiest ways for tandem facebookers to overcome this label & demonstrate independent thought & confidence is to sometimes wait a few hours between posting comments or clicking "like" on the walls of mutual friends.
Person A: "Oh, that group you just joined sounds funny! I'm gonna join it too!"

Person B: "No, wait! Wait at least a couple of hours so people won't see that we're tandem facebooking!"
by Hip Mama February 7, 2010
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Facebookification

Noun: The psychological process one goes through when growing their presence and participation in the Facebook social network.

Typically there are Five Stages:

Stage Zero – Resistance
Stage One – Private Sharing
Stage Two – Community Building
Stage Three – Networking
Stage Four – Total Acceptance

Verb: To be Facebookified
Noun:(ex.) "Facebookification is inevitable."

Verb: (ex.) “That girl knows everyone! She’s definitely Stage Four Facebookified.”
by Bizemom November 21, 2010
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facehooked

adv. to be hooked on/ upsessed with facebook
"Jerry needs to get out more, he's facehooked."
by dougie3 July 3, 2007
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