An act which is rather sick, but it takes place between 2 men, the one, with his butt cheeks apart, has diarrhea in a foam cup, while his partner cums in it, thus, providing the "milk" for the already warm "expresso".The 2 men start drinking it in turns, and end up with nice "chocolate" moustaches.
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An espresso ordered to-go without the protective lid. This is generally regarded as a very eco-friendly maneuver. Rationally, the likelihood of an espresso shot spilling while on-the-go is quite low given the amount of liquid involved compared to the height of the cup. Stated more directly, one has to be rather challenged to spill an espresso.
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Person1: dude sometimes i dont wanna be happy
Person2: then i got something for you.
Depresso espresso
When you dont wanna be happy
Person1:wow this stuff is depressing
Person2:that explains the name ;)
Person2: then i got something for you.
Depresso espresso
When you dont wanna be happy
Person1:wow this stuff is depressing
Person2:that explains the name ;)
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by mufasa22 August 9, 2009
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"Empress Hoobastank may I please rifle through your belongings for some of your righteously magnanamous gum?"
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{espresso, past participle of esprimere, to press out, from Latin exprimere : ex-, ex- + premere, to press; see per-4 in Indo-European roots.}
{espresso, past participle of esprimere, to press out, from Latin exprimere : ex-, ex- + premere, to press; see per-4 in Indo-European roots.}
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